Donald Trump – The Gallant Pelham https://thegallantpelham.net Mon, 11 Sep 2023 19:42:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 Throwing Sh*t at the Wall https://thegallantpelham.net/blog/throwing-sht-at-the-wall/ Mon, 21 Aug 2023 14:58:13 +0000 https://thegallantpelham.net/?p=224360

The 98-page Georgia indictment against Donald Trump and his eighteen co-conspirators—no less worth the read than the 45-page January 6th indictment brought by federal prosecutor Jack Smith—contains 41 counts, of which Trump is accused of the following 13:

  • Violation of the Georgia RICO Act (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations)
  • Solicitation of Violation of Oath by Public Officer (3 counts)
  • Conspiracy to Commit Impersonating a Public Officer
  • Conspiracy to Commit Forgery in the First Degree (2 counts)
  • Conspiracy to Commit False Statements and Writings (2 counts)
  • Conspiracy to Commit Filing False Documents
  • Filing False Documents
  • False Statements and Writings (2 counts)

If you’re like this humble spirit, you’re not sure whether to be incredulous that a former President of the United States could ever be accused of such crimes or numb to the overwhelming evidence that such criminal activity represents a normal day in the life of a low-life grifter like Donald Trump.

Many of Trump’s ridiculous tweets made between the November 2020 election and the January 6, 2021 Capitol insurrection (all considered “overt acts in furtherance of the conspiracy”) have previously made the news and circulated on the Internet, but reading them afresh in one sitting reveals Trump as the nasty, incompetent, blithering fool that he is. They amount to nothing more than an exercise in throwing sh*t against the wall and hoping some of it sticks.

12/3/20: “Wow! Blockbuster testimony taking place right now in Georgia. Ballot stuffing by Dems when Republicans were force to leave the counting room. Plenty more coming, but this alone leads to an easy win of the State.”

12/3/20: “People in Georgia got caught cold bringing in massive numbers of ballots and putting them in ‘voting’ machines. Great job @BrianKempGA!”

12/6/20: “Gee, what a surprise. Has anyone informed the so-called (says he has no power to do anything!) Governor @BrianKempGA & his puppet Lt. Governor @GeoffDuncanGA, that they could easily solve this mess & WIN. Signature verification & call a Special Session. So easy!”

12/14/20: “What a fool Governor @BrianKempGA of Georgia is. Could have been so easy, but now we have to do it the hard way.  Demand this clown call a Special Session and pen up signature verification, NOW.  Otherwise could be a bad day for to GREAT Senators on January 5th.”

12/30/20: “@BrianKempGA should resign from office. He is an obstructionist who refuses to admit that we won Georgia, BIG!  Also won the swing states.”

12/30/20: “We now have far more votes than needed to flip Georgia in the Presidential race. Massive VOTER FRAUD took place . . .”

1/3/21: “I spoke to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger yesterday about Fulton County and voter Fraud in Georgia.  He was unwilling, or unable, to answer questions such as the ‘ballots under the table’ scam, ballot destruction, out of state voters, dead voters, and more. He has no clue!”

In typical Trump fashion, he says whatever he wants to say whenever he feels like saying it, without regard to the truth or even the consistency of his lies.

“Just Say the Election was Corrupt and Leave the Rest to Me and the Republican Congressmen.”

-Trump speaking to his Acting Attorney General, Jeffrey Rosen

Trump Illustration looking angry and looking down. His button says "Vote me."

With no evidence to back up their claims, in early December one of Trump’s co-conspirators threw more sh*t against the wall:

  • 2,506 felons voted illegally in Georgia.
  • 66,248 underage people registered to vote before their 17th birthday.
  • 2,423 people who voted were not registered to vote.
  • 1,043 people voted who were registered at an address that was a post office box.
  • 10,315 or more dead people voted.

Without any attempt to match those previous claims, in early January, just several days before the Capitol insurrection, Trump made the following false statements and representations to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger and other Georgia state officials:

  • Anywhere from 250,000 to 300,000 ballots were dropped mysteriously into the rolls in Georgia.
  • Thousands of people attempted to vote and were told they could not because a ballot had already been cast in their name.
  • 4,502 people voted who were not on the voter registration list.
  • 904 people voted who were registered at an address that was a post office box.
  • Ruby Freeman was a professional vote scammer and a known political operative.
  • Ruby Freeman, her daughter, and others were responsible for fraudulently awarding at least 18,000 ballots to Joe Biden.
  • Ruby Freeman stuffed the ballot boxes.
  • Close to 5,000 dead people voted.
  • Hundreds of thousands of ballots and been “dumped” into Fulton County and an adjacent county.
  • He won the election in Georgia by 400,000 votes.

This list reads as if he made the numbers up on the spot or he was reading from a page of notes someone put down on his desk while he was on the phone.  Did it occur to the man that if his fictitious numbers constantly changed he’d lose any shred of credibility? (It remains unclear as to why, among all the Black female election workers in Georgia, Trump and his co-conspirators picked on Ruby Freeman and her daughter, Shaye Moss.)

It Seems More than a Coincidence that Trump’s MAGA Followers Smeared Human Excrement All Over the Capitol Walls on January 6th.

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Remember the Alamo! https://thegallantpelham.net/blog/remember-the-alamo/ Wed, 12 Feb 2020 22:08:44 +0000 https://thegallantpelham.net/?p=208905 Of all the things I found moronic and offensive about the President’s State of the Union Address last week, none was more painfully ridiculous than his assertion that he was a friend to people of color, most especially African Americans and Hispanics, and they have never been better off thanks to his policies. I’ll leave disputing his repulsively fake employment statistics to economists (at least those who acknowledge the number of African American men who are imprisoned!). As someone who lived in the slaveholding South and witnessed the mass exodus of African Americans from the plantations as soon as they were liberated by the Union Army, I couldn’t help draw a parallel between the President’s delusion of happy minority constituents and Southern slaveholders’ ridiculous contention that enslaved blacks were happy and content (all the trouble, of course, was the result of meddling Northern abolitionists). Does the President really believe that people of color want to see him win a second term? Did he notice dozens of their Congressional representatives on the Democratic side of the House chamber grimacing and cringing during his speech, showing their hatred and disgust for almost everything he said? Does he realize they represent the views of their constituents, or does he think they’re nothing but the modern-day equivalent of troublesome abolitionists? The President reminds me of Southerners who claimed their slaves were happy (you’ve heard of “happy darkies,” haven’t you?), all the while doing everything in their power to prevent their escape, and living in perpetual fear of mass slave insurrections, not to mention the risk of being murdered in their bed while they slept.

Also, given I was a child during the Mexican American War, I can’t help commenting on the President’s proudly touting “the Alamo” as representing the best of America, as a way to conjure up American pride and patriotism. Back in the 1830s, what are now the states of Texas, California, Arizona, and New Mexico were all thinly populated provinces of Mexico. The trouble started when white Americans—mostly Southern cotton planters who brought their slaves with them—were attracted to Texas by generous land grants. Although slavery was already illegal in Mexico, it was tolerated in Texas until 1835, when President Santa Anna proclaimed a unified national constitution that ended Texan’s local rights, i.e., slavery. That’s why Texas seceded from Mexico, and Santa Anna invaded, besieging a San Antonio fortress called the Alamo and killing all 200 of its defenders. The Mexicans certainly didn’t have to slaughter every last Texan in the fort, including those they took prisoner, but when we remember the Alamo, we should acknowledge that the defenders weren’t innocent American, but defenders of slavery (and that includes ol’ Davy Crockett).

After the Mexicans rode further into Texas and were crushed by Sam Houston’s army shouting “Remember the Alamo!” the Texans demanded the American government either grant them statehood or recognize Texas as a separate slave-holding republic. Based on Northern opposition to slavery, however, the “Lone Star Republic” wasn’t recognized until 1837, and statehood wasn’t offered until 1846, after Southern slave-holding interests won the majority in both houses of congress. This, of course, led to the Mexican-American War, which was rightly seen by many, including then-congressman from Illinois Abraham Lincoln, and even my former boss in the confederate Army, Robert E. Lee himself, as nothing but a land-grab, not only for Texas, but what is now most of the American west. I’m sorry for racing through this period of American history this way, but the point is that Texas was colonized by white slaveholders from the Cotton Kingdom, Americans defended “the Alamo” on behalf of slavery, and the Mexican-American War was fought so that a huge slave-holding state could join the union.

So when our embarrassingly ignorant President boasts about “the Alamo,” it’s really one more painful reminder of our nation’s original sin. In truth the Alamo is no more a legitimate source of pride than the Confederate flag.

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Distorting the Reality of Ukraine https://thegallantpelham.net/blog/distorting-the-reality-of-ukraine/ Mon, 25 Nov 2019 00:56:03 +0000 https://thegallantpelham.net/?p=208724 President Trump’s calamitous distortions come so quickly that I barely have time to scribble my thoughts down before a new absurdity bursts forth across the airwaves and cyberspace.  As a guy who’s been around for almost 200 years—a son of the Cotton Kingdom and the Confederacy’s favorite poster boy (you can read all about it on my website), I know just how far reality can be distorted to suit the ruling elite.

Back in my day it was the slaveholders of the Cotton Kingdom, but today it’s Wall Street and our largest corporations.  In particular, Trump is the fossil fuel industry’s stooge in its fight to discredit the reality of climate change.  But that’s only one of the President’s many distortions.

The President talks about building a great wall at our Southern border even though he isn’t.  He tells us we have wonderful healthcare when, in fact, it remains a disaster.  He claims North Korea’s nuclear program is on hold thanks to him, but has no evidence to support it.  He also claims he’s bringing manufacturing jobs back to the US, even though our manufacturing base continues to decline.  And when it comes to his conversation with the President of Ukraine, he seems to think the American people can’t read the transcript that’s right before their eyes.

At what point do Trump’s lies and distortions become intolerable even for his base?  When will they realize that what they want to believe isn’t necessarily the truth?

The only reality that matters about Trump is this: Given that his many years of business failures and bankruptcies made him persona non grata with American banks, he turned to the Russian oligarchs for financing (in other words, he’s laundering their money!).  Why do you think he’s fought so hard to stop his tax returns from being released?  And now he’s in Putin’s pocket, bought and paid for.

Doesn’t it strike you as a little odd that Trump was threatening to withhold military aid from Ukraine, the country that’s fighting a war with Russia?  Putin makes no secret that he wants to make Ukraine a satellite of Russia, just as it was during the Soviet Empire.  Does Trump care about corruption in Mexico, India, Brazil, or anyplace else in the world?  No, the most corrupt president we’ve ever had suddenly cares about Ukraine—what a coincidence!

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